So after 9 months of growing my hair from the shaved state that it found itself in in August/September last year, I went to the hairdressers yesterday. Now I was thinking about, and have been telling people that the wafro / white mans flat top was really gonna be a reality. So after some time clambering over the language barrier, and having some general hairdresser-banter we got down to the perm. See below.

Turns out i didn’t get an afro perm…..just…..a mild perm. Which i love, but isn’t an afro. So the afro is nowhere to be seen, and all my chat now sounds like hot air. I have a few more months to wait before the afro’s even going to be able to be considered. My apologies to my millions of fans who have seen this saga unfold for the last 9 months. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Satoru-san thankyou very much for the haircut, you and your boys did an amazing job…the shave was magic too.